At least it would be honest

Bastard stole my line

Trained it all throughout my teenage years

I type with my python

I’m pretty good at typing

But we get to have lots of guns and facists. So it evens out.

Unrelated, anyone from not America looking to adopt am adult?

100%. My credit union does this and its been super helpful when I need to send checks out. Paid lawncare, cleaners, and other misc bills where they take only cash or check.

You did a fantastic job, blew all your metrics out of the park. You were herr 6/7 days a week for the whole year and did the work of 3 people. We couldnt be more proud of you. So I went to bat for you, really fought like hell, and managed to get your raise increased from 3% to 5&!!!

Inflation was 8+%

I see someone posted a spongebob picture, I love spongerobert!

PhD required

15 years experiance for task that only existed for 2

Able to work with no direction

Able to work under extreme stress

Hours are 6am-7pm, 7 days a week

Pay range is $8-$9 an hour, upper range only availible if you extremely exceed above requirements.

Position is salaried, so no OT.

But only for 3 days

Use another fan to make the wifi circular, then your upload speeds shouldnt be hindered

Usually not, I try not to mingle with the…riff raff…who we allow to occupy our homes. And when they forget the manditory tip, whelp out to the streets with you since you can’t manage your finances.

Based on the should tilt, the right arm must be massively long, scratch your ankle while standing kind of long

Careful there, you’re may hurt your back trolling so hard

The person/people who run the community.

Same thought, Im not sure if that comment is a joke or not…

Next thing you know, youll demand women have control over their own bodies, pft.

What about the rich white men??? Have you ever thought about their needs?!?!?!

Says why right in the picture.

“Fuck them poor people”