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FUCK.

But, like, what happened?

It’s like this moment was made for my boyfriend.

Vibes.

I really don’t fucking get those people. Yeah, Stalin was awful, but communism isn’t. It seems like they don’t really know what they’re angry at. China? 🤷‍♀️

Getting shot at comes with the job you willingly signed up for.

Peas suck

I don’t think most Americans need a reason.

Shut up, Grandpa. You’re embarrassing me.

Nationalism is a bitch.

We’re dumb and very deserving of ridicule, but let me correct you anyway.

Macaroni and Cheese was introduced to the US by James Hemings, a man enslaved by Thomas Jefferson (our 3rd president), after returning from Italy, where he learned how to do pasta stuff because Tommy just loved noods.

So, yeah. Slavery.

I love dried egg noodles. Please, sir, can I have some more?

YES.

Growing up poor is fun. Very similar to what we called tuna casserole.

1. Box of elbow macaroni, cooked
2. Can of cream of mushroom soup
3. Can of tuna, drained
4. Can of peas, drained

Dump. Mix. Consume.

I’m still poor, but I don’t eat that shit.

I dunno what Christmas rice is, but raisins are so much better in savory applications than sweet.

Inquiring minds wants to know

I like food. I like memes. I don’t hate this.

I love oatmeal raisin cookies, hold or majorly reduce the raisins. Cookie part tastes great because oatmeal is awesome.

Grapes are so much better than raisins, holy shit. And so god damn good with cheese.

People hate raisins because they’re not chocolate. I enjoy G.O.R.P. on occasion, but I don’t eat trail mix for the raisins. I leave most of them behind. They can be a bit much. Ratio of anything to raisin needs to be right. One raisin to five to ten of anything else, otherwise they’re just overwhelming.

Olives, on the other hand, are fucking delicious. Hell yeah. Bathe me in their brine-rich kisses.