Sure, but we’re in a job interview, right?

Would you please be the boss of me now?

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

This might do the trick: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.atakmap.app.civ

The path of a bullet is parabolic. You ain’t hitting shit with that math, yo.

Pretty worthless feature considering 99% of calls from unknown numbers are spoofed anyway

Hell yeah, straight out the freezer into my fat face

It’s so distracting that I didn’t notice it before this post made me go look for it.

bent a bit but it did not catch fire.

You got lucky. A fire might not be likely with a little bending but it’s definitely a possibility. A battery that’s fully glued down is just inherently dangerous to remove.

Very major, especially because it goes both ways. Hey Manager, if you got a problem with me take it up with my union rep.

I like to keep a few mixed in with my pocket sand. Increased effectiveness if you gotta throw sand plus you can randomly drop them on people’s desks and whatnot.