I’ve got one, syncs up easily with other Apple devices but the sound isn’t great. If I hadn’t had a gift card to knock down the price it would not be worth $100, I’ve had cheaper Bluetooth speakers with better sound and hardiness.

That cat knows the future

Strong enough to be hit by a train full speed too IIRC, plus if we actually built Yucca Mtn anyone getting within 500 miles of Fallon is getting vaporized over the sand long before they can try busting any bunkers

Over/under should give you a wider field of vision, unless it’s some bullshit like COD Cold War where my gf and I go to shoot zombies together and it puts black bars around 20% of the screen and makes it feel cramped on a 70” tv.

Being able to switch the color from an app is a game changer

Never knew Boromir had such nice legs

Make the boot black and FUCK every pig who uses our desert armor to mess with their fellow civilians. That’s right, FELLOW CIVILIANS

My 99 outscores your 97. Shit for brains is gender neutral and seems to apply to someone who has difficulty operating a trash can. Also the ASVAB is an entry test for everyone, go take the NFQT then come brag about your score on the interwebs.

Getting a 99 just means you’re smart enough to get fucked by the green weenie in any of the available jobs. It’s also the first step everyone does, if you’re going for something like nuke school they give you harder tests. OP is pretty amusing with this though.

I’ve seen them all and I need more space adventures dammit!

Whenever I’m driving and the song on Apple Music pauses to buffer, I pull over and call Bill Gates to ask why the 5g in my vaccine isn’t boosting the signal

Masks trap CO2 and other gases, impeding the breathing process and killing you slowly

…apparently at least 3 years slow, we’ll check back in with Cletus and his sisters(?) next spring.

Some have medical degrees and will actively ignore anything that doesn’t fit with the Jeebus.

Religion and capitalism will be the legacy humans leave behind and it’s a shit one

I’ve had it twice now and don’t mind getting close, otherwise agreed on all counts. Let’s hide the accelerant fairy juice under your chair, you can be getaway driver with clean hands. Tell me you have a rad van with wheel controls

Yep we had the same philosophy, played with them all day as kittens. Now when I’m watching tv they like to hop up and nap either laying on or sitting next to me with one paw out to stay touching me.

It’s interesting to see the effect the nurture aspect can have, we currently have a foster who was a rescue stray and she loves head scratches but any time you pick her up you get about 3 seconds before she bails.

One of mine will climb on me when I sit on the couch and yell until I cradle her like a baby

Especially if you get the CB radio so you can talk to other car beds

First time I’m rooting for the geese, usually they’re the assholes.

There should also be some extra sauce on the sentencing for anyone who carries a badge or position of legal power and abuses that.

Shaving cream then crank oven to 400, turn off and glove in is how I did all mine as a youth

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