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This is very Boomers thinking everyone is still a 16 year old Millennial.

Boomer brains stuck in 1998, and it shows.

Needs more mirrored tunnels

That’s a Mentos commercial

Retile the entire ceiling in cats. Look at all those empty spots in your cat-rack.

Jean Valjean?

Takes his liquor neat too

“Hey friend, go tell the humans the dish is empty.”

*the poors must eat the shit.

Trickle Down used be called “Horse and Sparrow Economics.” As in the horses eat the grain, and sparrows peck their meals from the horseshit.

Why not simply work on training your dog to be less reactive?

Maybe he’s cosplaying as early 90s Christopher Reid

Transparency? But how will we cram as much bloatware in as possible?

Not scared. Paid off.

Thank you for putting this together

“we don’t want to pay human beings to do the necessary work created by our business, so we’re offloading it to you.”

The DoJ should step in and arrest the entire C suite as a national security threat.

The term is bi-pigmented

No, the US populace is the town of Uvalde then overwhelmingly voting GOP again immediately following their completely preventable tragedy.

“Learn nothing, be more confident” is our real motto.

Dealers and sex workers should absolutely be pro-labor-party.

“4/5 stabees confirm: Small knife party much preferred to Big knife party!”

Gotta love these legal monopolies sanctioned by our govt, right?

Right?