B-b-but if I ask real nice, I’m sure they’ll give me a job scraping barnacles off it.

#trickledown

Galileo has entered the chat.

I’m going to put this meme over here with all the other meme.

• typical business decision.

Make policy first, don’t ever measure the effects.

The more middle aged I get, I can just rewatch series over and over. They’re new every time.

Cuts down on streaming bills.

A special kiss

That tracks.

I’d make a million phone call if it replaced one face to face. Brr

Joke’s on you, the CEO funded the robots and they all gave him a raise.

I feel like everyone should have to do a couple years of military service.

But only if leaders could be prevented from starting wars of conquest.

Which they can’t. So fuck the military.

Some people want to herd you.

Some people want to be herded by you.

Man, this is my baseline. It’s what I need just to get up in the morning.

Anything more sincere or happy and I can’t deal with this world.

Gallows humor is the only way I survive.

Yes, Apple targets a particular type of person that happens to be the majority of the population. For us, usability just means frictionless ease of use.

Apple’s build quality and usability still curb stomps anything within miles of the same features.

Likely true. But can they spend a quiet moment with themselves without pot?

It’s all just coping mechanisms. To each their own.

My worst nightmare is doing nothing.

When I inevitably go to hell, I’ll be forced to sit in my bedroom and smoke pot all day.

Is the answer, “What I will work any number of hours to avoid,” Alex?

Engage this

All in the Family did it first. The problem with both shows is it’s real hard to tell satire from actually espousing conservative views and sexism.

yes, and I’m sure we’ll have time to do that when our food supply chain starts to collapse in the next two years. /s

Edit: sarcasm translation—when the earth goes up in flames in a few years, we won’t have resources to enforce the Pax Americana anymore.