Complete tangent, because the OP of this comment thread is a joke anyway, but my boss is in the first group. This guy may own a smartphone but it lives in a drawer, I’m sure. Like, he has never once just scrolled on his phone to kill time, no way. He might have sent one text message in his entire life. And this guy is only a couple years older than me, under 50. Some people just live in a different world. He and I both live in Illinois, just so you know it’s not some third world country. Well, not yet anyways.

We need a c/RimjobSteve, STAT!

The only negative I’ve found is that, sometimes, like when in large buildings with metal roofs, my phone will have no signal at all while my wife’s T-Mobile phone does have a couple bars. This is across multiple phones for both her and I. Other than that, I am a fan. Paying for a year at a time is nice.