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  • I had an Acer laptop once. I had Ubuntu on it. I had problems with random crashing after a few minutes, I ran memtest, it took a few hours for a full test and came back with a whole slew of faults. I sent it to Acer under warranty and they told me that Linux was the problem and I should leave windows on it.











  • Evil_incarnate@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.mlYou traded the popemobile for this?!
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    1 year ago

    Man was in a terrible flood and climbed up to the roof to avoid the water that kept rising. He was very religious and so when a boat came by and offered hep he said, " God will save me" and refused to go. The water rose higher and a jetski came by and offered to help, but again the man said, “God will save me”. The water rose even higher and a helicopter came by and lowered a ladder, and again he refused and said “God will save me”. The waters kept rising, swept the man into the flood and he drowned.

    In heaven, the man speaks to God and says" why didn’t you save me?"

    God replies, “I sent a boat, a jetski and a helicopter! What more did you want?”