Leave out food every day. Don’t look it in the eyes directly. Move slowly and quietly. Give it space. Eventually it’ll associate you with free food and MIGHT become friendlier.

Your cat’s name also translates to “small wet dirt girl” if you combine the English “mud” with the naming suffix “-ita” which is appended to indicate a female gendered name.

The kid died 3 weeks later working in a coal mine.

They probably haven’t pissed off Putin badly enough for that to be a practical strategy.

That’s because some idiot signed off on graphic design that says 8x instead of “contents: 8 razor heads” or w/e. I’ve worked a lot of distribution over the years and there’s a lot of poorly described contents even in boring print on brown box stuff out there.

In America they’re usually behind a locked plastic case.

Remember kids, nothing matters.

Because it’ll probably hurt more.

“I see that you have programming and game development skills and I think that makes you perfect for picking and shipping in a warehouse.”

Fuck you if you’re a bit and triple fuck you if you’re a human.

Quick, what’s Elon’s email address? Uh, pic unrelated.

And the worst part? They’re allowed to ignore the national do not call registry.

Also ditch AI.

Jack in the box heh

That would explain why they look just over this whole “being alive” thing.

Well traditionally when America exports violence it’s called “FREEDOM!™”

I make a point of it.

I will set your polyester Santa suit on fucking fire.

You named your cat e-waste?

OP must be either autistic or an astrophysicist. Just chill out dude. Take your meds or smoke some weed, whatever it takes.

XYZ bro.