More pipe.

The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.

And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

I quite like them, haven’t burnt myself when smoking a bong in a long time.

First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I’m done with it.

Yeah, it puts on a big show about it, I thought it was funny the first few times, but it became an asshole about it, standing up triggered it once.

My watch gave up on me and would patronize me when I walked to the fridge by saying “Congratulations” for just walking down the hall.

Just run a hose and connect one of these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv1urfDXs-o&t=5

Here’s a phrase I reworked for Musk: “You either die a hero or live long enough for everyone to work out you’re a fucking idiot.”

My cat has decided that I am it’s designated food giver, people could.be walking around all day and he will ignore them, the second I get home he just screams at me, like 15 second long screams consistently.

Yeah I hate how Lemmy fucks up gifs, mine just converts them to jpgs lol.

I like how it became a hoarders anonymous meeting at the end.

I wonder if this guy served?

Stfu! What the fuck you doing?! We got a good thing going on here!

“what do you mean you don’t service tin cans on a string?!”

Me reading this comment chain:

When you sing the handy tune it does.

They already know this, look at take two studios, their ceo thinks we don’t pay enough for games and we should be charged by the hours we play.

If they had their way all of our income would be theirs and we’d get a shiny token to watch one episode of a show you don’t like.

Hey! How dare you only pay once for a lifetime of viewing, you should be paying monthly… No daily, for the right to view pieces of cultural history.

But he’s passed out in the back, so this teenagers gonna slap your burger together.