A meter! Do you really expect The Queen to tuck her own self in???

She looks cold! Maybe a blanket?

Hot Ginger Nudes!

She looks delicious!

D’oh! A deer!

Hey now! Don’t insult the kitties like that!

(They’re full of their own brand of trouble)

Thank Zaphod the Hyperspace Bypass is on schedule!

I await the ones for the Moon or Mars…

Or a Mad Magazine Fold-In

You mean it ended the 11st??? Say it ain’t!

Ico

47 years ago, my 4th grade (US) teacher made me eat the school cafeteria’s cole slaw, never mind that I told her I really don’t like cole slaw. Threw it right up! My mother was pretty mad at my teacher for that…

I really liked Life Expectancy

Also was on Commodore 64.

It’s from the album Bury the Hatchet by the Cranberries.

Plain Old Telephone Service???

Toe beans!

Who gives up English? I could see left English or right English, but up?

Artax…it’s too soon…

Mitsubishi literally means “three diamonds”

The packs of earplugs aren’t that expensive, and if you can’t get the kids to be reasonably well-behaved it’s your responsibility.