Are you hiring? I’ve read good reviews

Fuck google. Bring back infoseek

I have a gay friend that loves Trump, I tried to explain this to him but he got mad at me

We are so fucked

And if you look closely, you’ll see me, under your foot, waiting for a sequel to Pirates

Still pissed that Coors stopped the import of Caffrey’s 20+ years ago

Actors sometimes are busy with othet projects

Man, my friend got all his D&D stuff taken away in 1984, he bought new stuff and left it at my house, which was fine by me as he said I could use it even if he wasn’t around.

Titlegore

It’s morbin time!

Is it because it sucks, perhaps?

Chipotle being a shit company? I’m shocked!

“You’re a tiger, baby!”

Welcome to the new dark age

Indeed

I am Groot
I’m tired of all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane

Shithead