Dude, if you think I’ve played Pokemon since red/blue, or I’m fanboying here, I’m glad to be part of your strawman because it’s delusional.

I mean…

I’m glad there are so many Pokemon, and that Pokemon were not unique enough for the most part to be trademarked, but if you think they didn’t lift very heavily from a single source you’re fooling yourself and making flippant accusations of your straw-manned opposition.

Also I’m questioning if it was actually “way better” or just edgier for the memes that games would latch onto and vehemently defend. It seems to have been very successful in the latter even if it wasn’t their intent.

I’m sorry, you don’t see phobias in the right wing?

It’s proven right wing individuals have more active fear trigger regions of the brain.

Building a wall and shutting down the border, letting people die of dehydration in the desert, are policies from the left wing?

What about a steam deck?

I do believe there’s a happy medium between out-casting and electing, probably even a large amount of medium space.

But that’s not what you get in a first past the post system.

Or you need to identify those who aren’t behaving properly (sickness or other resource intense disability) and should be outcast from the group (something we don’t need to do today, but the right wing narrative insists that need to do)

It can be passed from mammary glands? That’s… Oh it must be on the skin and getting mixed into the product…

I worked with a guy who claimed to only their scissors, true to his word ever time I saw it, but I suspect when there was something he really wanted he was ready to pull out the paper, it’s a clever ruse if you can get people believing for long enough

… I may have 3am brain, but the intercept is y=b…

Slope intercept formula???

That’s a formula for a line, y intercept is x=0…

I took my Hotmail to my Gmail, and I regret it every time it doesn’t auto fill or asks me to log in.

Bring her in and tell her the things she did wrong, and how it means she doesn’t love you, and tell her to bring a chair with a cushion because it’s going to be a long talk.

I’ve woken my wife up giggling at this clip more than twice.

It isn’t a problem if it’s a light load.

A light load.

I’m behind him 100% on this skit.

A light load

Why does my wife hate me with such a passion?

A light load.

Better still, Google wallet was killed for Google pay a number of years back. I remember being upset about it at the time. Now they’re killing the killer to return the killed. I suspect it’s about updating terms of service…

Resident evil movies had quite a few.

Mr clippy. Word was so much more fun without him, word isn’t very fun, without Mr clippy it might’ve been goty

Super glue, or pliers and super glue.

Now tell me how much each post is worth? XD XD XD my money says a dollar is a bunch of orders of magnitude off, even at 44 billion for all of them.

How much did the nft of the vet first tweet sell for the second time?

There are patents for nuclear bicycles.

If only there was a marketplace of ideas to determine what patents were worth anything. Maybe some invisible hand all those libertarian privacy nuts are always on about.

Telling people at blockbuster, where they kept track of your rental history and sent the information to movie studios, to rent movies that had unskippable pre-roll ads, you had to rent from a store filled with promotional material for what you should rent next, and then you had to rewind it all the way for the next victim XD

Also the quality was shit, the screen was tiny, the lines were long, the human interaction was insufferable, the late fees were exorbitant, and the hardware was expensive and a unitasker.

Don’t gaslight me about the good old days, I remember my dad walking behind the curtain.

Are you my wife? because I swear that’s our cat.

1 ml white stuff for hey kidneys twice a day, 1/4-1/2 pill gabapentin once a day, 1/4 antacid once a day, then our little fluff gets her 5 ingredient wet food to keep it all down.

17 and a half years old now, far and away the best cat (or human trapped in a cats body) one could ask for. She’s our old fat fluff. Has to sleep on a person’s (preferably her mom’s) face every night since she lost her sister half a lifetime ago.

We got her two kittens a couple years ago so her personality would rub off on them. She loves being Mama cat. It was a crime against nature that they spayed her before she left the shelter.

Our poor baby was in a cage with 7 other kittens, the cage was marked “not feral” as anyone could see these were 7 (turns out 6) feral black cats, they were face level right next to the door, and every time anyone walked in a dozen clawed paws would reach out with the intent to maul and kill. Of course my wife (girlfriend at the time) says “I want that one” I told her she was crazy because they were clearly feral, you could tell by the sign that says “not feral” (20 cages in this room with half a dozen kittens each, this was the only one with the not feral tag on it.). But she wants that kitten, so I stand over by the door and let half a dozen feral kittens try their best to eat my face, she opens the cage (on the other side from the door) reaches in and captures that kitten. Before I’ve turned around that damn cat is already belly up in her arms being the sweetest little love muffin.

She hates her medicine, but we give her all the love after she takes it, and she’s realized she’s much too slow to scurry her fluffy butt away from us.

Give yours a bunch of head kisses next time you medicate them! From our fluff to yours!