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Cake day: April 25th, 2026

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  • please donate to “teaching cats to read.” Every day, thousands of our four legged friends take unnecessary tumbles that could be avoided if they could understand human signs. Join us in creating a world free of feline slip-and-fall injuries. And also a world where Garfield finally learns “who that’s for”


  • “I’ll fucking kill you! You traitor! You disloyal bitch! When I get out of this abominable binding you’re deader than your mom, your mom who’s burning in hell! I hate you! You’re actually already dead to me!”

    as soon as the cone comes off:

    “You’re a dick. don’t touch me. what’s for dinner”

    I make light but what a poor kitty that looks so stressful