The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.
Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker
I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby
it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…
you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!
It’s called a Wifi Enabled Cat Warmer.
vacation? that would crazy.
explain this to a person in 1998
For real though, I know of 3 Tacoma’s that have over 300k miles and are in daily driver condition.
if you’re going this far to get wrecked, just do heroin
Ad"Choices"…ugh, get stuffed.
Do you like camping in a submarine in a volcano of dust and radiation? Let’s Go to the Colonies!
also, both stripped somehow?
Cigarette girls still exist, in Vegas at least.
and that is why my lower back is crab meat
There is a hole where your soul should be, you liar. I bet you never pee in the shower too? again, you liar.
neither for neither.
I dream of Christopher Reeve as an ideal America. I see Bizarro Superman as the reality.
Don’t tell me how to read!
those rubber mats stapled into the stairs are an assault on the senses.