The shingles wouldn’t have stayed over the hole well enough

“I felt like it.” Is all the reason the cat needs.

1. cute kitty, nice photo!

2. sorry for your loss, op.

3. what kind of asshole downvotes these kinds of posts and comments?!?

Welcome to Mildly Infuriating.

They’re dissociating the numbers on the right from their normal 2-digit value into being two separate 1-digit values. 16 is not sixteen, it’s a one and six. The value of 2 is between 1 and 6.

Same goes with 3 being between 2 and 4.

Then they do even more delightfully dumb shit when extrapolating this logic to 4.

In reality, the things in OPs image are just $8 a piece.

What I’m saying is that this commenter is a fuckin savant.

You clearly need to stop walking anywhere and pet the kitty. Gotta get your priorities straight.

It’s all good, my dude. I run old school cabling for my devices so I never have to deal with these shenanigans. Plus it’s been over a decade since this happened and I haven’t seen that family since. They left me alone after the incident and were quite civil afterwards.

Also, you okay? You seem quite upset about an anecdote on the Internet that has nothing whatsoever to do with you.

And I would prefer the manager is catching their staff’s errors before they make it to the customer instead of making me do QA, but we can both only dream of a better world.

Rest assured, we’d prefer to prevent them as well. We’d prefer they didn’t make any errors in the first place, to be honest. But like you said, this isn’t a perfect world. Mistakes will happen.

I wasn’t trying to defend this specific food choice (which is a slap to the face, regardless of why). I just wanted to reassure people that it’s okay to check their food upon arrival.

Ah yes, how presumptuous of you to assume all sorts of things about me from a single sentence. I’ll be sure to give your opinion the weight it truly deserves.

As a restaurant manager, I rather you would. If we fucked up, I can fix it faster the sooner I found out.

I actually had a similar situation. I found out I had a neighbor stealing my wifi a few years ago because of BT shenanigans.

I gave the guest wifi pw to the previous neighbor, who must’ve written it down somewhere. The new neighbor was a douche who kept piggybacking off of it to watch stuff with his shitty little kid, so I’d occasionally get notifications on my network. When I confronted him about it, he got belligerent and threatened violence.

So I paired to his device and blasted porn at full volume.

Unless the cat is lactose intolerant, they won’t likely suffer any significant health effects. Anecdotally speaking, my cats have not cared much for tomato based foods. My ex used to feed them bits of our human food to satisfy their curiosity. They’d eat the meat and cheese out of it and leave the pasta bits alone.

Then one of them would leave diarrhea on my most expensive furniture. Every fuckin time.

You don’t pick out the bones first?

Thanks for your riveting contribution to my joke. You must be fun at parties.

The alcohol ain’t good for humans either. But here we are.

My dude, no one is as self aware as you think you are. You do yourself a disservice by thinking so, it means you’re ignoring an exploitable weakness.

There’s also the opposite problem, when you can’t sleep because you don’t want to fast forward to all the bullshit you’ll have to get back to tomorrow.

That’s a lot of wine for a glass about to be knocked onto the floor.

Thank you for that interesting read. Seems like quite a lot of effort and risk for a cheap toaster.

You cut your power cables?