The more I think of it the more not fun that bagel sounds. I’ll have mine with just the Columbian sugar please

Heh

I think US got medals in archery tho

We dont know!

Fuck it let’s build a dyson ring and plug that bitch into Mars’ core

I logged on just to tell you to make sure to get the laces nice and clean

And gas prices would drop

Just replace ceos with AI lol

Therapy costs money lmao

ONE OF US

You ever see those comments on youtube that describe themselves as future entrepreneurs or whatever and absolutely slobber over shitty companies and rich people? Makes me cringe so fucking hard

Omnicorn means all the corn

Diablo 2 hypewave smoothbrains: full price for a 20 year old game ported to console? puts car in gear and squeals tires

https://i.imgflip.com/7vs7cn.jpg

Jingles keys Well anywa–

They cut you off and keep talking

Hello Bank? Yes I’d like to issue a stop payment

Be cool if we had some kinda enforceable rule to stop these companies. We could call it a reg… reg… regular rule. No that’s not it. Regency. Reginaldency. Doesn’t quite convey the point. Drawing a blank tbh. Oh I know! It’s blame the libs

Bramble taint?

“Mark, were you playing time crisis 3 in the arcade room again?”

“Ski safari, actually”

“You know that the big presentation is tomorrow right?”

“FUCK OFF DEBRA THIS IS MY PROCESS”