The babby will be a zebroot

Jack Ryan? Oh honey, you bet I do

His baby had a cold upon his chest and he rubbed it with camphorated oil is what I heard

None of these people top wtf

Lol chop chop, guoillo-bait

I would simply pinch the handle between my absolute dumptruck bootycake cheeks

Lived on a grid the last 15 years and it objectively rules. The “objectively” part is the appreciating property values of the home I just sold, which outpaced those of cul-de-sac homes is my area over that same timeframe. Grid gang 4 lyfe

I have pounded diet cokes like I was chain smoking to keep up at work. I’ve become partial to the term “fridge cigarettes”

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