riding lawnmower comes screaming out of the garage at its max speed of 5 mph, the driver dual wielding leaf blowers
D61 [any]
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See that parachute over there folks? Its rigged! Rigged I tell ya. Don’t trust it. If I jump out of a plane with that 'chute on and fall to the ground, to my untimely demise, it would be because it was rigged.
Wonder if there will be some Democratic attempt to do a reverse “Purple Heart Band-aid” thing with this?
Wearing tampons as earrings or something.
D61 [any]@hexbear.netto Memes@lemmy.ml•So much for Blockchain's real life use casesEnglish15·1 year agoNot sure why everybody needs a copy of my, I mean, somebody’s porn passport.
D61 [any]@hexbear.netto Linux@lemmy.ml•How can I easily and conveniently transfer files wirelessly between my linux computer and android phone?English1·1 year agoMostly because I’m not the most competent techie, I’ve been using VLC between my PC and iPhone, for moving “books” around on devices that are very out of date.
D61 [any]@hexbear.netto Linux@lemmy.ml•when you upgrade an OS, do you clean install or upgrade?English5·1 year agomake a backup
Pffftt… coward.
/s
D61 [any]@hexbear.netto Memes@lemmy.ml•Who could have seen this coming except for people warning about it for decadesEnglish4·1 year agoLower supply with a stable demand means an increase in profits. Doesn’t matter what decreases the supply. I tell you what.
No happiness… just material needs.
D61 [any]@hexbear.netto Memes@lemmy.ml•How often had I overlooked women's contributions ?English335·1 year agoA man makes blankets and he “works in textiles” a woman makes blankets and she “has a hobby making quilts”.
D61 [any]@hexbear.netto Android@lemdro.id•Minimal Phone: Low-priced smartphone with E Ink display and complete keyboardEnglish3·1 year agoSomewhere (and it keeps moving) is a small pile of cellphones that I haven’t gotten around to getting rid of. Every few years I’ll do some cleaning/rearranging and stumble across an old Motorola Razor flip phone and I kinda miss it.
The size and weight were good. Solid construction (dropped the thing a few times and it took the fall like a champ). Doesn’t do smart phone stuff, but hey, there was enough memory that it could store some audio files and simple text files.
D61 [any]@hexbear.netto Memes@lemmy.ml•Ronald McDonald's spraying democracy and freedom 🥰English61·2 years agoI don’t think its that complex. Group A gave permission for Group C to move into Group B’s place. Group C decided to get a bunch of Group N’s support to start the liquidation of Group B.
Decades of Group B, playing to the “Rules Based Order” crowd resulting in no end to the violence Group C was doing to Group B resulted in Group B being more and more okay with countering violence with armed resistance.
Here we are.
Less “get in to” and more “all my shit is so old basic things on the internet were not working any more if I left it running XP or 7”.
D61 [any]@hexbear.netto Anime@lemmy.ml•What have been your favourite animes you've seen?English1·2 years agoTiger and Bunny… I forget about it for a few years and then it will just pop into my head.
D61 [any]@hexbear.netto Memes@lemmy.ml•Want some so bad but not willing to trade organs for itEnglish9·2 years agoEmployee
Independent Contractor
“Looks like horse cum is back on the menu boys!”
Good to know somebody figured it out
Everybody forgetting about us “latch-key kids since age 6” gang?
A lot of the stuff in that cart can be cooked in a microwave, toaster or oven. Put it in, set the temp/timer, and that’s it.
:archer: AND THIS IS HOW WE GET ANTS!
Nu-Mad Max 3: Boomers doing the War Boyz “witness me” bit with riding lawnmowers, weed eaters, and mayonaise.