I wonder if his marketing job involves work for ChickFilA. The deals with MasterCard and Hooked on Phonics must have fallen through.

Push the white button to make it start in Black mode.

Some affiliate marketer running A/B/C/D analytics on a fake review site. Maybe one of the sites gets better SEO rankings, or a higher click-through rate on the payload. The data will be duly noted and applied to the optimization of future reviews and review blogs.

None of the “reviewers” reviewed anything, or was ever in the same room as any of the products “tested”. No effort was made to provide value to you, the reader. Everything on those pages is committed to a single purpose: defrauding Google into defrauding their user base with bad search results. Probably LLM co-authored too, but I’ve seen similar things before the recent AI boom.

Marketers will destroy anything of value if allowed. This is why we can’t have nice things.

I now see that the body part in the penultimate image is an eyelid. The first one still looks like pink fuzzy penises to me. What do you think it is?

That’s an invaluable lesson.

Interior design suppliers let you place orders like “6 feet of purple books.”

Doesn’t Starbucks advertise a tuition benefit? Then if you already have a degree, they don’t have to worry about that.