I dont trust him.

He hears the screams of the bits of carpet he hasn’t thrown up on yet.

He was morbidly obese when we got him from the humane society

I often question why he looks so anxiety-ridden all the time, as his day job is napping and property destruction.

It’s funnier to take bad pictures tho. Why else would I have a cat?

Same vibes

No worries lol, I just got very strong r/iamverysmart vibes. Thank you for the info! The meme is really just to make fun of the cat, which tends to be my day job

K?

Oh it’s not a puddle, the two are stubbornly stacked up on top of the older orange one and he did not consent

Universal memory

I’ll bet they have caramel on the inside, eh?

panics in communion

My cousins and I used to stay up until the early hours of the morning using TextPlus on our ipods lol