The people who actually make these games have said that the timeline in Hyrule Historia is little no more than elevated fanfiction, because they don’t follow it when making their games. It’s all retcon and forced connections.
People who want them to have some shared continuity as if they’re a real history might as well make a timeline for Mario too. It’s silly, and misses the point
Headline is misleading. There is no canon timeline and never has been, regardless of what officially-licensed book it was published in.
The game designers have said many times that they don’t take any sort of timeline into account when designing a new Zelda game. They nail down the mechanics, and the story comes next, and if it happens to match up thematically in relation to another game, that’s just a bonus.
If I was one of those employees, my response would be to smile and wave, maybe give a thumbs up, and go back to ignoring them. They can interpret it how they like, and only I know for sure that it means “Lol, you’re getting nothing from me, you dumb buttmunch.”
Oh and also, “change this every four weeks please.”
Okay then. NEW PASSWORD: pa$$word_Aug24
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I want to kick all those damn signs down.
A rare moment of self-awareness from Lonnie boy.
What do large hairy gay men have to do with this?
Empty words from the mouth of a frightened little rat.
Right? Like he’s definitely evil, but at least he’s not a fucking shitgoblin constantly flinging his feces around in public.
Daddy didn’t give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn’t wear.
Typically a communist who apologizes for authoritarian regimes like the Soviet Union or China because they got communist shit done.
In other words, they prefer communism even when it means the abject suffering and/or obliteration of everyone who gets in its way. Which seems to me to completely miss the whole point.
Fuck tankies. Seriously. I’d say fascist sympathizers and totalitarian apologists can eat shit, but they do that happily already; it’s not an insult to them, they literally love eating shit.
I saw a truck yesterday with a bunch of confederate bumper stickers on it, and fantasized for the rest of the day about how I could vandalize that dumbfuck’s truck and get away with it. I really think there’s a niche needing filled. Does lemmy have an Iron Front community yet?
I don’t browse All because of this , but I did sub to simpsonsshitposts and yeah, just that one tends to dominate, even though most of the posts are indeed what it says on the tin, ie stupid worthless crap.
Not sure that’s a great baseline, really.
Maybe your posts just sucked.
This.
But also, don’t just post useless crap like “This.” Or one-liners. Or the most annoying shit ever, which is when people just type out lines from a song, as if they’re singing them in person. Like dude, we know you just googled it and copy-pasted that from Genius.com. Don’t spam me with your bad pun threads either please.
It’s like a midden heap for memes. Everyone throws their random crap in there. Sometimes you find a gem amid the poo.
I’m just glad that people with bizarre sexual hangups are channeling those into fulfilling creative pursuits. Still not a fan of how anime girls all have the faces of ten year olds though.