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  • CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.loltocats@lemmy.worldKittyguard
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    2 months ago

    Once upon a time, I went over to this girl’s place for a movie night. She went to the bathroom, and her cat came sneaking out of the bedroom. She trotted up to me, and I started petting her. When the girl came out and saw us on the couch, she was visibly surprised. She told me the cat never comes around new people. I shrugged, and we all went about our merry way. A while later, she told me that whoever she planned on getting with would have to love her and her cats. That was five years ago now. We’re married with six cats.


  • BL2 is lightning, and all the others are potato batteries. The 1st game didn’t know what it wanted to be. PreSeq did a decent job of walking in the shadow, and it might even be considered underrated by some, but didn’t push any envelopes. Nothing it did really stood out. Tina’s Assault… exists? I guess? And then there’s 3.

    BL3 spit in the face of anyone who ever enjoyed anything about BL2 (again, the standard all others in the franchise are measured against); you liked the story set up by 2? This game ignores every single one of those plot hooks and delivers a flaccid mimicry of 2 instead. You liked the playable characters? How about we kill one, and turn two others into talking heads that spit out throwaway dialog in a dlc gamemode. You like the humor? Have a mission that makes you collect poop. You liked the villain? Have obnoxious streaming siblings. You like exploring the world? Sucks to suck, this world is empty.

    This big wild rant just to say we all want to forget BL3 happened.