Finally, a product for the Everyman. Thank you.

A man can dream, though. A man can dream.

We all have our own lifehacks.

Nope, this is my genuine, unfiltered, dogshit opinion. I genuinely believe execution is the correct option when someone has a slight difference in preference compared to me.

I think people who prefer things other than what I prefer should be round up and shot.

I don’t own an FM radio small enough to shove up my ass, which a phone with FM would solve. I’m sure phone designers will realize their untapped market soon enough.

I’ve been running modified Spotify IPAs and desktop scripts for years to get around paying premium; here’s to hoping that I can still play these audiobooks!

I’m a grown man; I eat the crust.

Phones should have FM radio not as an emergency feature, but as a method of banging out the tunes. I wanna jam out at a campsite with no downloaded music and no cell service.

Nonono, you don’t understand, dude. See, there’s these hats, right? But sometimes, the hat has this super rare effect, see? And, if I spend $2.50 per crate key, I can sell that unusual hat for more than I spent on the key, making profit. OR — hear me out — or: I could spend the unusual i unbox on MORE crates and keys, and get more unusuals.

That’s not digital gambling, right? Right.

Yeah I wouldn’t mind beheading a congressperson that passes networking laws which hinder piracy

I mean, I would do the same in regards to a lot of laws. We really gotta pull a France, people.

If you don’t mind sideloading and refreshing the app from your PC every 7 days, I recommend (and use) uYou+ as a sideloaded app. It has PiP capabilities w/o needing premium, along with a built-in video downloader, sponsorblock, and adblock.

Link: https://github.com/qnblackcat/uYouPlus

Grandson what is fuC is it a drug ??? Call me

Pop goes the weasel! Lol! Best of luck on your tech issues.

I don’t get it grandson ??? They are not in an elevator ., call me

Not all of us, LOL! (Don’t tell the IRS!!)

hell yeah dude Popeyes OS keep on truckin