Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/haucpf/comment/fv505w1/

Wife: what are you thinking about having?

Me: my ass ate out

Waiter:… I’ll give you some more time.

My proof was one time a picture of my entire apartment building

There are very rigorous building standards

Cheeky moon

Here’s some festive music to go with this Pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyOFtFMQcvE&t=0

You better watch out

I used to be that way.

At some point, it just turned into “Fuck it. I’ll get whatever sleep I get.”

I used to have a lab-retriever that would always sit this way

gasp It’s Freezer!

Does it look like your grandpa?

Also Sad Meal https://youtu.be/pkI8DTvvfrQ