Yahoo, the cowboys of journalism.

You are a gigachad that lives in the future.

Skill issue.

I got no pussy

That’s a fine looking sheep

Please accept my sincere condolences, I’m sorry for your loss.

How else could it work? Otherwise it will detect the water flowing and never switch off.

Is data storage a car for guys with micropenis?

I get the sense that the author hasn’t tried many or any of these substances and is trotting out the standard line. I didn’t see alcohol, cigarettes and Oxycontin mentioned.

If we’re going to have an adult conversation about addictive substances we should first talk about sugar and junk food. We should also discuss the dangers of a sedentary lifestyle, lack of healthcare and community, ignorance of mental health, motor vehicles, pollution, the criminal justice system, Judeo-Christian culture and being a person of colour. Those will form the major risk factors for human health.

Do they go on to mention any negative effects?

Reinforced concrete was the gift that kept giving to Soviet-era architects. Le Corbusier also approves this post.

Use a VPN. ISP are being disingenuous when they claim a data connection is unlimited at the point of purchase and then slug us with restrictions when we try and use it. If they can detect a tether, the VPN should obscure it.

Swipe on. It’s okay if you don’t understand how this stuff works.

Ah yes, the classic centrist position. Why does it matter if the government performs mass surveillance if you have nothing to hide? Why does it matter if I drive a huge and inefficient car? I can make all these choices secure in the knowledge that I never do bad things so they never occur as a result of my actions.

Barry Shitpeas

Hey leave some pussy for the rest of us.

It’s only a problem if you identify with America and its mental culture. Which country doesn’t have some unsavoury aspect, past or present? Americans have an incredibly fragile and insecure self conception.

Finish by eating the sleeve with a nice Chianti.

Are you Jay Leno?

I had my heart stolen by a Romanian girl.