Lmao mine does that.

*downstairs* MEOW

*upstairs* What?!

*Four tiny feet running as fast as possible*

Naw the first one she looks mad, but the second you can tell she loves you for sure. Cute kitty!

Lucky. 100° f in mine rn.

Bugs don’t stand a chance in my house. I’ve literally just started wishing them luck and finding their corpse in the morning, she’s undefeated.

One of the things that pushed me into the loving arms of GrapheneOS actually.

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Not even that wild, the Vs are a weird addition but p0wn3d is just old 1337 5p34k really.

Either this is some new slang I’m not rizz enough to understand or one of us had a stroke.

“Well don’t put snacks in the glass litterbox, lucky I didn’t eat it!”

Lost mine last may, void pics are still pretty rough. Best fucking cat ever. I’ll get there prob.

• Trees take time to grow

Sure, of course not removing literally all of them in the first place is preferable but hindsight is 20/20 I guess. And good things come to those who wait.

• Trees need to be planted

True, planting a tree seems a bit easier than installing a weird tank though, despite time to grow.

• Trees make shade

Good.

• Animals like birds and insects like bees and mosquitos like to live next to them

Good.

• Trees don’t need electricity

Good.

• Trees take in heat radiated from the pavement

Good.

• Trees don’t look cool

Bullshit.

My tired brain read “Moloch” as the name and well now I’ve found my next pet’s name.

Thanks, I need it lmao! Kitten had a fucked up leg and it’s juuuuust about healed, I’ve been putting off introduction until the cone comes off, but it’s gonna have to happen soon, she wants out of the quarantine room.

Ugh this is about to be my house. My big one looks like this too (but the tiny one is grey), and she’s not happy we have a new resident, just keeps hissing every time they see each other through the doorway.

Smoketoomuch: Yes, I’m sorry, I can’t say the letter ‘B’.

Me, misunderstanding: Ah word I gotchu cuz, what’s crackin’ 6?

This is the second gang reference I’ve made in this sub in as many days lol, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

Never talked to any gang members huh?

Well, the joke is that Bloods can’t say things beginning with the letter C, like “Cat,” and the above comment repeatedly used “brat” to replace “cat” as would be done by a Blood. For instance, they don’t say “cracking,” they’ll replace the C, making it “bracking.” Crips will do the reverse, saying C where there once was a B. Yes it’s ridiculous, but that’s what they do, and the joke requires knowledge of this to understand. They also have numbers ascribed to their gangs, 5 is bloods, 6 is crips, so “what’s brackin’ 5” would be something said by some Damu out there to another (a Damu being a member of the bloods, damu means blood in Swahili iirc, and tbf he’d actually say “what’s poppin 5” instead but brackin’ was necessary for the joke.)

Yes it is silly. Now enjoy my favorite old Blood music video from the 47 Miller Gang, If U Blood Throw It Up

Yeh. But also this allowed me to save my files from my dying windows drive while moving to linux, so sometimes giant security holes can be handy.

If only it was that easy to get rid of you.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/basin

A) an open usually circular vessel with sloping or curving sides used typically for holding water for washing

B) chiefly British : a bowl used especially in cooking

C) the quantity contained in a basin spilled a basin of water on the floor

Not only is that not a measurement the US uses, the only geographical location mentioned in the definition is “chiefly British.”

So, uh, “no.”

What’re you in The Bloods, you can’t say cat? C’mon 5, what’s brackin’?