No, but thank you though.

I dunno mate…at least a sperm is capable of impregnating a woman.

Boredom breeds innovation. It’s okay to be bored. In fact, I really wish our society would get “legitimately” bored more often.

From the article, it sounds like he knew they were a minor and still leaned into the conversations. Why? Why TF would you even be curious about it?

Hey! Would you be willing to sell some of them? Looking at setting up a server at home that some of my friends and neighbors can use. I was going to buy them brand new, but I’d be fine with used if your interested in getting rid of some of them.

Depicted: Incel “Alpha” Males hoping to one day have a submissive wife sex slave, that cooks, maintains the house for them, and raises children, so that they can continue being children themselves. Women are just lining up for this lifestyle, aren’t they?

Honestly, I hope this all gets pushed through. My salary adjustment would be glorious. Otherwise, I’m quitting my job and watering flowers at Lowe’s. No need for all the stress when I’m barely making above minimum wage at that point.

How are people living like that daily? How do they all swim in that crazy polluted river? How are billions of them over there not getting crazy amounts of cancer?

See that guy over there? Yeah…fuck that guy.

Why you do “thing” I no like!? Only show thing I want in hand screen! ONLY THING I WANT! SHAME for doing thing I NOT want! SHAME!

The IRS has set up instructions on how to do the paperwork yourself. You are fully capable of reading and following directions. If you really don’t want to pay the software, then file for yourself.

Time…that I have to dedicate to stroking to imaginary sky god’s ego. Apologizing for my “transgressions” because apparently just admitting to and apologizing for them makes you no longer in trouble for them anymore…because that makes a lot of sense. It’s just real estate in my brain that could be better spent on other things.

Have you found anything that helps yet? Brown noise? This is also supposed to help: https://trudenta.com/this-simple-trick-may-help-with-tinnitus/

Did you see that lemmy.world has re-federated with hexbear and lemmygrad again?

My favorite videos are when they are possessed by a demon and start speaking in tongues. The only to expel said demon is to throw them up. That’s my headcanon atleast…

Where the 🦆 am I? Did I fucking end up on Reddit somehow?

Ugh. That’s a good point.

I mean fennel is liquorice flavored and it’s what makes Italian sausage shine. I’d be down to try it.

That sounds like some weird “alpha male” shit.

And then follow up with Legend of Korra!