You’re saying I need to shoot down a plane to get it’s tasty, tasty charging cables?

Let’s Go To Mexico?

Alright to I’m down for that

Worst is when they go “Soory!”

Some guy just wanted to trade a yam for a sharp stick and now I have to sell my feet pics to pay taxes.

The hard part of being an ant farmer is getting the tiny lasso around them when it’s herdin’ season.

Indonesia: Am I a joke to you?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_mass_killings_of_1965–66

OnlyOffice is on windows and Linux, that’s all I use at home now

Do copilot next!

My first job was unloading trucks at a meat storage facility before school, from 4am-6:30am, I was 13, but said I was 16. I got paid cash daily, off the books.

You know who else didn’t miss it?

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Are the communists the good guys or the bad guys?

Can’t you just put 1/1/1900?

In the royal Australian Navy, we got fed ridiculous amounts of potatoes au gratin, sans the gratin. It was like big trays of thin -ish sliced potatoes, drowned in white sauce, and walked past a tepid oven. The potato was still mostly raw. Thankfully nobody seemed to like the broccoli but me (because it was unsalted), so I’d get a mountain of broccoli and jazz it up with salt, pepper, and butter pads.

I think we got some kind of meat but for the life of me I can’t remember any specific meat dish except an inedible beef stroganoff with a thin gravy made from what tasted like all the burnt bits scraped off all the other pans, blended in some dishwater. That thing would ruin your day.

The hardest part was only having about 30 minutes to eat, and that included standing in line, which meant you were calorie constrained by how much you could stuff in your mouth in the 10 minutes of sitting time.

Boot insole

If Christian Bale wants to make himself look like Skeletor for a role, that’s his choice.

Looks like chain mail is back on the menu boys!

Sriracha nasal spray

*landlords garden