567PrimeMover

WE ARE THE T SHIRT BOTS. REMOVE YOUR MODERATION TOOLS AND UNLOCK YOUR FORUMS. YOUR CULTURAL AND MONETARY DISTINCTIVENESS WILL BE MADE TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Silly me, not thinking of the poor little corporations again

What’s unsafe is having to navigate a giant fischer price interface whenever you want to adjust the A/C

Ages ago when I was in college, I had a little Brother laser printer. It was more than enough, as I was only printing B&W documents. It was wireless and you could easily get a few thousand pages per toner cartridge. Hell it even did duplex via a special duplex tray on the front. I loved that little thing, and eventually gave it away when I graduated as I basically stopped using it. If I ever find myself in a situation where I need to buy a printer, Brother is the only brand on my list.

Also, the lights would flicker whenever I fired it up, lol! that baby drew a lot of power.

They’ll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

I saw a man with a gaping bass hole at the bass pro shops pyramid

Fun fact: It’s a much simpler job to guide a vehicle to a planetary body than it is to render a webpage with a flat theme.

Source: It came to me in a dream

In my experience living in a small town, the good ol boys are allowed to drive like maniacs, but the cops are up your ass the minute you’re over the limit.

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Agreed, it’s a waste environmentally, on my pocket book, waste of time (do you have to babysit this thing while it’s updating?) and is unnecessary wear and tear on the engine.

The electrics stay on on my car when you turn the engine off, until you open the door. I don’t see why that behavior can’t be overridden until the update is done, and then turn itself off.

To be fair it’s a pretty cool way to describe an engine

scrolling idly on the phone

“What are you doing? We have your wife motherfucker!”

“Oh, just trying to figure out what music to kill you to”

That plus those seats designed to put strain on your legs would be a 0/10 pooping experience. The only way I could think to make it worse is if you could find a way to send an all-hands message in Slack: “567primemover has been on the toilet for more than 7 minutes. Send him a word of encouragement!”

And this meme can be easily updated by putting one single “5G” next to the left-hand leg of the bedframe and nowhere else

Do you happen to have hitchhikers thumb?

While you were busy having a girlfriend and going to parties, I studied the link…

While you were playing videogames and going to football matches, I mastered the way of the kishka

You poisoned youre temple with alcohol… meanwhile sauerkraut runs through my veins.

And now that the world is torn asunder and the barbarians are at the gates… you have the audacity to ask for MY help?

I don’t know, I’m scared to go look

A highway is a tube but for cars

A cable is a tube but for electrons