I wanted to listen to one specific song. I searched for it on Metrolist, selected the top result and the app notified me that due to age restrictions in my country I would have to log in or sign up to listen to it. I mean, why can’t the public library in my neighborhood stream music then? I have a library card in my wallet with my picture, name and address on it. Why do I have to pay for streaming services? Back in the day a copy of your book had to be available at the main national library. By analogy a copy of your media content should be available for viewing and borrowing. Sorry for the rant.

He had a serious work accident and couldn’t afford proper surgery, so he’s forced to go to work with an arm sewed back on backward.

Xi Jin Ping waved a wad of US Treasury Bonds and then slapped him across the face with it.

“Hate based on country of origin”: don’t worry, just think that all the Israelis you’ve ever met and will ever meet have ever been and will ever be against Israel’s colonial expansion.

Poor souls, the Army was the only way they had to improve their life

The Anakin and Padme meme but it’s Google boarding up the OS

GOOD LUCK TRYING TO CLIMB OVER THOSE GARDEN WALLS BRO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO BRO ARE YOU GOING TO SWITCH TO ANOTHER ECOSYSTEM BRO WE’LL SEND YOU MORE CUTE VIDEOS OF ANOTHER MONTH IN THE LATE CAPITALIST HELLSCAPE YOU CALL LIFE BRO IT WILL BE WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT BRO

Then the ghouls decided that the imaginary numbers weren’t rising quickly enough.

You either die a hero or you live long enough to be killed by Google

IIRC Assistant killed Google Now.

Nicholas II of Russia?

Maybe “millionaires” would have been a better choice of words, my bad

You should be able to get video games from your local library.

Billionaires were literally put against the wall and shot, so “using your library card to play video games” should be feasible.

I’m using a Nokia 105 as my work phone, but I’m contractually required only to be reachable by phone.

IMO, the bandaid solution is a degoogled phone, be it Graphene, e/os or whatever, but we need at least a third player.

I hate being that guy, but at this point we’re just jumping from a frying pan to another.

Since people would start talking about them if the war stopped, the USA are going to run out of countries to wage war against.

I’m not ruling out Trump threatening some EU country directly, not over a territory such as Greenland

Pets really nailed down the manipulation through cuteness

Motorola is a major supplier of communication equipment for the IDF and produces bomb fuses used in IDF’s bombs. It also donated money to Project 2025.

I don’t know, I expect them to call it the (We’re clear on) OPSEC 1

The States’ right to do what Trump tells them to do

We should bet on how soon Trump is going to kidnap governors in blue states

Him realizing he had been Charlie Cuck the whole time before getting shot by a Republican would have been a nasty combo.