More context: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50418016
Twitter comment from the post: https://twitee.co/timo_rf/status/2119604402164256843
Jokes aside, i feel sorry for his wife who was with him when he had nothing.
She can make him go back significantly closer to zero, should she wish. I wish her the best.
Yeah, she stands to become very, very independently wealthy and probably have time to find someone who has all the time in the world for her.
He was probably a nicer guy before he became a scumbag grifter capitalist.
Like Melinda Gates. At least he didn’t give her an STI from Epstein Island and then try and dose her with meds without her knowing.
Bill Gates, piece of shit and still getting quoted by media daily.
The AI bubble popping due to an Nvidia CEO crisis is the funniest possible outcome.
“Wild card, bitches!”
Going to be a tired joke but Jensen should’ve used a local model
He has a local model at home. But apparently he thought that wasn’t good enough
That would be such a good title! Why didn’t I think of that? 😅
Gotta check your model’s code to make sure there’s no spyware.
That was beautiful ❤️
Oh, she was an attractive Chinese spy that owned a company. Most people don’t understand the kind of pussy that throws itself at you once you’re rich. Being targeted by a foreign nation that probably has access to all your wants, desires, and proclivities means they can more easily find the right person for you to lose your way with.
At that level of power and influence, he was going to trip up eventually. Just look at the French presidents. Each of them, without fail, has been caught cheating on their wife. One dude was even caught on a scooter, heading back from his booty call.
Doesn’t make it right, but I wouldn’t judge. I can barely hold back from opening a nice cold can despite my health demanding I don’t.
I can’t believe Jensen Huang fucked Kimi. SMHing my damn head.
Now selling the Keep-It-In-Your-Pants-Pants, CEO edition!
No need to write tearful letters to your company and family, or dive out off sight during a coldplay concert or ask your friend how to slip your wife anti-std pills if you’re a CEO who wears our Keep-It-In-Your-Pants-Pants, patent pending.
Edit:
What is the point of screwing people over to become a gazillionaire if you are not allowed to get all the pussy you want?
Oh its only that thing that all these emotionally damaged dipshits do.
Who do I have to suck off to get a 5090? DM me.
Apparently Jensen Huang.
But what if i am not into leather jackets?
I have to imagine his one rule is, “the jacket stays on.”
Better than the black dress socks
My brain interpreted that as a tiny leather jacket condom…
How do you feel about an uncomfortable number of spatulas?
same here
Where is my AI Chinese girlfriend?
…Likes you black leather jacket, it makes you look young and cool.
Would be pretty funny if she bought him a “smart jacket” as a “gift” at some point.
On huggingface
I kind of feel bad about the immense amount of Schadenfreude I currently have. No pity for mr. leather jacket smugface though. He deserves to be punished.
Leather jackets are usually a red flag.
See also Nick Gilespie.
Newsworthy:
- Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with an alleged Chinese spy
Irrelevant:
- The woman’s modelling career.
- Jensen’s wife and family. It would’ve been just as bad if they had an open relationship, or if he was single.
It would have been very different if he was single. He wouldn’t have “betrayed” his fam/wife. Maybe the sleazy media shouldn’t focus on this aspect, but they can’t just ignore it. It’s also relevant to his perception as a defendant, ceo, grifter, etc.
The woman’s modelling career.
WDYM? The joke about Chinese models (like Qwen, DeepSeek, etc.) won’t work without this.
100% agreed on the modelling, But I do think the family angle is relevant. The fact that the affair was illicit is what potentially gave the affair partner leverage over him. It’s entirely possible he gave up more than he normally would have in order to keep the affair quiet. A single person who just wants some privacy likely wouldn’t give up much if the partner started making threats.
Sure, that’s a good point. Blackmail would indeed have been more likely to succeed, if the affair hadn’t been exposed at this time.
Unless he hired said model to use as plausible deniability (and for sex) while knowingly smuggling $2billion dollars worth of chips to China.
