As much as this is a joke, when i had to go to the military evaluation test, i just completely fucked every question by just randomly clicking on stuff. I did great at the sports exam, but the rest made me a psychotic weirdo. In the office, the guy wanted me in some elite force, because i did well in the fitness department and you have to be and i quote: “a bit of a psycho to do it.”
Well you have to be a psycho to willingly join the military so it checks out
I don’t get it
of course they ate the crayon, they couldn’t read the instructions anyway
Eating the crayon will obviously give you a 100% score.
Did they ate the paper too?
Most intelligent member of the Marines:
They qualify to join MARSOC
… Who… where did the crayon jar go?
Goddamnit!
Private Schmidt!
How did you even-
I’m not breaking that thing untill you either pass out or say ‘Sir the crayon jar is not a helmet liner, sir!’
“Eat fascists” doesn’t refer to their crayons… Or their pieces of paper.







