Drawing, vaguely 50’s retro style.
In the center is an anthropomorphic egg character, dressed in a “sailor hat”, a shirt and a tie, and shorts. The character is walking in a sort of jaunty-looking fashion, but on closer inspection the poor egg is looking a bit ragged, with a large network of cracks on its shell right next to its hat, a missing tooth, and bags under its eyes.
The character is surrounded by the text “one minor hiccup away from losing my shit”
This would make an awesome shirt