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peterpan520@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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Today we learnt...

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peterpan520@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    When I shit my dick touch the water

    • victron@programming.dev
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      You’re not supposed to shit in the urinals, my dude.

      • phorq@lemmy.ml
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        Then why are they butt-level???

        • _g_be@lemmy.world
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          Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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      Why are you shitting your dick?

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      Ahhh, good ol’ Poseidon’s Kiss

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        Na, that’s when the water splashes up to your bunghole. Poseidons Kiss.

        You’re thinking of the Witches Kiss.

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          No that’s when it touches the toilet itself, not the water

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      Splash!

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