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minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49arrow-down1·5 months agoAnd now we have cats walking on keyboards deleting government databases.
minus-squareDreamButt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 months agoDamn I thought I was able to restore it without anyone noticing
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·5 months agoGod, that explains so much about my encounters with government.
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·5 months agoSo THAT’S what happened with CrowdStrike!
minus-squareFrank Ring@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·5 months agoI hope they delete the tax that I owe.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·5 months agoNah. The Army can be like “uhhhh, we don’t know where that 3 million dollars went” And the navy can be like “we dont know where that 50 million dollars went” And the airforce can be like “we don’t know where that 175 million dollars went” But the IRS says “You owe $3.36. Pay now or go to jail. We tracked that shit to the penny!”
minus-squareFrank Ring@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·5 months agoThis is already happening by supporting foreign countries like Ukraine and Israel. But with billions of dollars. Yet, if I don’t pay my taxes, I go to jail.
And now we have cats walking on keyboards deleting government databases.
Damn I thought I was able to restore it without anyone noticing
God, that explains so much about my encounters with government.
So THAT’S what happened with CrowdStrike!
I hope they delete the tax that I owe.
Nah. The Army can be like “uhhhh, we don’t know where that 3 million dollars went”
And the navy can be like “we dont know where that 50 million dollars went”
And the airforce can be like “we don’t know where that 175 million dollars went”
But the IRS says “You owe $3.36. Pay now or go to jail. We tracked that shit to the penny!”
This is already happening by supporting foreign countries like Ukraine and Israel.
But with billions of dollars.
Yet, if I don’t pay my taxes, I go to jail.