I have so much respect for the asshole kids that work at my local taco bell

They are daring someone to fire them.

Approach intercom

Long sigh from them through intercom

Silence

Me: hello?

Them: yeah?

Me: oh hey, can I get a crunch wrap supreme and add creamy jalapeno sauce?

Them: I guess?

Me: …okay. can I also get a chicken quesadilla?

Them: I don’t care. Adds order to screen

Me: haha great. I’ll get a small root beer and that’s it.

Them: fine.

I still recount the exchange to this day. 10/10 would return.