• BornVolcano@lemmy.world
    15·
    1 year ago

    “I’m not touching anything at the moment” you’re either a master of stating the obvious, or you’ve just made everyone in that room very fucking uncomfortable

    • Azzu@lemm.ee
      5·
      1 year ago

      Especially because it’s really hard to not touch anything, you’d need to be naked and jumping. And not count touching “air” as touching something.