EDIT: you guys have dug up some truly horrible pisstakes :D Thank you for those.
To the serious folk - relax a little. This is Mildly Infuriating, not I'm dying if this doesn't stop. As a non-native speaker I was taught a certain way to use the language. The rules were not written down by me, nor the teachers - it was done by the native folk. Peace!
Ok[] so, as a native english speaker, let me inform you[,] that whatever you think is a rule in english[,] isn’t.
i count 3.
out of 4 commas placed, it’s not great, but i was expecting closer to a dozen from your comment.