Oh shit! Autocorrect

It’s funny that it still kind of made sense

I was told once that very obese people sometimes have trouble wiping thoroughly without getting it on their hands. If this happens to a person who also doesn’t care about the next visitor, they might just wipe their hand on the wall out of convenience and/or frustration. This explains the shit you sometimes find smeared on the walls in public stalls.

Nice vet

The scary thing about these traps is that every one is different. We could be looking at a 4-rub trap, a 1-rub trap, or even a dud.

If you have time to lean, you gave time to clean 🧹🐈‍⬛

Just alert

The theme being you have 1 option and it’s a bad one.

Good analogy, as long as that candy jar is the only food available.

Either that, or that cat has a nasty skin condition

His name is Terry