Raise your hand if you think laying off employees en-masse right before an earnings call should be a crime punishable by death:
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^(Only somewhat kidding.)
Seriously though, this is is even extremely misleading to shareholders. It’s blatant manipulation of the numbers, how is it not illegal?
This is the whole idea behind Turing-completeness, isn’t it? Any Turing-complete architecture can simulate any other.
Reminds me of https://xkcd.com/505/