My COVID senses are tingling. I’m hoping for something small to ruin the parade like maybe just Jurassic diarrhea. But if it’s a new generic mamalian HIV super big that spreads through water, we’ll be in big trouble.

So while the rest of us are worrying about shrinking glaciers, Dubai is actively ice mining glaciers and shipping them to the middle of the desert so rich people can have fancy cocktails. Out-fucking-standing.