I think that’s an Italian void. They is just preventing anyone serving an Hawaiian pizza.

My cat has a huge catnip-stuffed baguette toy that he wrestles like this. It’s longer than he is, and he makes the funniest faces when he attacks it. He’s been his match in bread form!

I’m not a pineapple, so I should be safe.

I am truly frightened

The beast is demonic in nature.